This morning I woke up with a sweaty Jewfro tangled and burning on my skull.  Something drastic was in order.  I asked the barber for a zero but she would only bring it down to a one.  She said, “I’d feel like I was committing a crime against humanity if I gave you a zero.”  I’m tempted to tell folks I shaved it all off to get rid of lice, but…

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