Coffee The Good The Bad and The Unidragon
We brewed this special version of Blaecorn Unidragon using smoked malts sourced from our friends at Blacklands Malt in Texas, cold-brewed coffee from Blacksmith in Houston, and attitude sourced from the burning pit of a bad tempered spirit. As you sit down to a glass, remember that there are two type of people: those who drink unidragons (with coffee) and those whose ashes drift in the breeze.
Pecan Pie Porter 2016
Genghis Pecan begrudgingly entered a pie eating contest at our request and ended up truly enjoying himself, but he no longer fits into his armor. For this year’s version of our Pecan Pie Porter, we tweaked the base recipe and added some honey malt for some additional sweetness along with the toasted pecans. We raise a toast to Genghis Pecan, whose memory will live on as long as you are drinking this beer.
Ohio Unidragon 2016
William Taft refuses to be dead. He’d rather roam the Ohio skies on a Unidragon. Most of the time. Here, Taft enjoys of view of the Queen City and contemplates, “Should I get a jalapano cheese bratwurst or a very large bowl of chilli?…” This dark imperial stout boasts a 12.5% ABV to celebrate the changes in Ohio ABV regulations and is made with rye malt and hops from the Ohio Hop Growers Guild.
La Penguina En Fuego
People have been asking us to make a truly spicy chile beer, so we finally complied. Aged in rum barrels with habaneros, this verson of Chocolate Sombrero is on a mission from God (to ignite your palate).
Hammer of the Beast
Imperial Stout and Barleywine Ale aged in Rum barrels. How do you amplify a beast that is half unicorn and half dragon and has already escalated from angry, to very angry, to extremely angry? Give it a hammer! The fifth installment of The beast series blends equal parts Undead Party Crasher, Billionaire, and Blaecorn Unidragon, all aged in rum barrels. We will respect you if you run, but respect you even more if you tackle the Hammer of The Beast.
Angel of Mackinac
Brown ale dry hopped with Columbus and Galaxy hops. Of those who cross the Mackinac Bridge some few touch the Angel of Mackinac in heart; with their burdens, their struggles, their courage and their kindness. If you find a case of Clown Shoes Beer mysteriously in your car after crossing the bridge then you are one of the few.
Gargoyle Love Song 2015
Gargoyles gone wild? Those bastards were meant to protect the city. Instead, they started to tear Chicago apart. Fortunately, Crasher fired up his jet packs and flew in to sing them a love song. For 2016, we decided to age Undead Party Crasher in high end bourbon barrels with vanilla beans added for a unique twist.
Miracle Mike and his bulldog stopped by a strange planet and planted the Clown Shoes flag there. That’s when they realized they were standing on a gigantic orange in outer space. They were just as baffled as you are now. We brewed this IPA with citrusy hops and orange zest for the occasion. Next time you look up into the night sky, look out for a spectacular light show: The Aurora Orangealis.
We are starting to think Sunset Grill was built over an ancient burial ground or something. This time they were overrun with devious almonds which we quickly dispatched with great vengeance. They left behind some great bourbon barrels that we infused with Amandine almond liquor from Grand Ten Distillery in Boston. We then aged our imperial stout Undead Party Crasher in these barrels. Their loss, your gain.