Gargoyle Love Song 2015
Gargoyles gone wild? Those bastards were meant to protect the city. Instead, they started to tear Chicago apart. Fortunately, Crasher fired up his jet packs and flew in to sing them a love song. For 2016, we decided to age Undead Party Crasher in high end bourbon barrels with vanilla beans added for a unique twist.
Miracle Mike had Georgia on his mind when he and his pitbull triumphed during a cosmic mission. Victory couldn’t be celebrated with a glass of sweet peach tea, nope, it needed more of a dank punch. We brewed this IPA with citrusy hops and orange zest for the occasion. Then Mike cruised to Planet Orange to watch a spectacular light show: The Aurora Orangealis.
We are starting to think Sunset Grill was built over an ancient burial ground or something. This time they were overrun with devious almonds which we quickly dispatched with great vengeance. They left behind some great bourbon barrels that we infused with Amandine almond liquor from Grand Ten Distillery in Boston. We then aged our imperial stout Undead Party Crasher in these barrels. Their loss, your gain.
Itasca Loonidragon 2016
Itasca Loonidragon 2016 the beer is Blaecorn Unidragon aged in Scotch barrels. Itasca Loonidragon the label depicts a gentle monster, the get of a unidragon mated with a giant northern loon, drinking peacefully at twilight from the headwaters of the Mississippi River.
Vic Secret Space Cake
Why are Miracle Mike and his kangaroo, Boomer, being chased by blue laser beam shooting cupcakes and two giant cake mother ships? Let’s just say it’s an intergalactic walkabout turned ding bat wonky. To commemorate this weird alter-dimensional variation of Space Cake, we used Vic Secret hops from Australia to dry hop, giving a bright grapefruit note to our favorite DIPA. Enjoy Jackaroos and Jilaroos!
A Clown Shoes legend, Brown Angel put away her dancing shoes to focus on extracting espresso, brewing coffee and pouring latte art with zen-like focus. The Barista Breakfast Brown is crafted with Maris Otter malt, flaked oatmeal, cold brewed espresso, milk sugar and the spirit of angel wings.
Extremely Angry Beast
How do you create an Extremely Angry Beast? Mix one part bourbon barrel aged Blaecorn Unidragon, one part bourbon barrel aged Undead Party Crasher, one part rum barrel aged Hammer of the Holy, then add a massive dose of incendiary rage. 12% ABV.
Hello, my name is Caramel God. This American Brown Ale has five hundred pounds of burnt caramel in it, provided by Toscanini’s Ice Cream in Cambridge, MA. Pray to whoever you will or worship me as I hover over an endless ocean of ice cream cones. Either way, may you find enlightenment. 7% ABV.
Most humans recline on a chaise lounge by the pool,, or at the beach. Not Phil, the Clown Shoes representative for CA. Phil motors up to the photosphere of our sun, where a temperature of 6000K does not defeat his epic ability to chill. The beer is built off of the recipe for Space CAke, but with a lower alcohol by volume, more crisp body, and Citra hops. 7.5% ABV.